so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
the start of an otp to last a lifetime
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
Best plot twist ever
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
if your still recovering from the insults that your family gave you on thanksgiving and you know it clap your hands
me and my friends in the apple shop :)